As I waited to pick up my new boxes of contact lenses the other day, I passed the time by looking at glasses frames. I was taken aback to see that Celine Dion has her own brand of glasses frames. Seriously? Does Celine Dion even wear glasses? What do those ads look like? I’m picturing Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio standing on the prow of the Titanic wearing hornrims and shouting “Now that my astigmatism is corrected, I’m King of the World!!!” Yeah, I’m not buying it either.