The Dangers of Throwing Tantrums

Oh y’all. I promise I’m not making this up, but apparently the screaming of small children kills chickens. One four year old + one screaming fit = 443 dead chickens.

I will have to file this away for future reference and admonishment to my kiddos, should they get unruly.

This of course leads one to ponder the fate of chickens in California. If the proposed spanking ban should indeed pass (after all, you wouldn’t spank your cat, would you?), methinks Californians are going to be dealing with a lot of screaming undisciplined children and therefore, by logical extension, a horrific increase in the rate of murders most fowl

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