Today Josh found out that it would take an imaginary $9,000 to buy the guitars he is dreaming about. This is all in fun of course, so he asked what I would do if I had an imaginary $9,000. At the time I couldn’t think of anything in particular that I want (since this was all in fun, Josh ruled out my first suggestion of a freezer as not “fun”). But then I happened upon the above picture of two baby Marmoset monkeys that were recently stolen from a zoo. I would not buy stolen baby Marmoset monkeys, but these wee chimps are so adorable that I think I would want two baby Marmoset monkeys just like them with my imaginary fortune.
Then again, monkeys are even messier than human babies, so maybe this is not a good plan. I might live to regret spending my imaginary money on these critters. Well, you know what the Notorious B.I.G. always said, “Mo’ money, mo’ problems.”