On the way home this afternoon, I saw a stretch SUV. You don’t see those much out here in the ‘burbs. I used to see them all the time in DC, especially in Georgetown on the weekends. Anyway, I started wondering how many car seats you could fit in a stretch vehicle. Strangely, I don’t see many stretch vehicles in the big-family section of the church parking lot. If we are blessed with a full quiver, I think Josh and I should buck the Suburban-or-large-van trend and get a stretch vehicle. And not just any stretch vehicle. If you’re going to go that route, you may as well go all the way, so I think we would get a bright yellow stretch Hummer with a big, boss black grill on the front, shiny spinning chrome rims, and hydraulics. We’d bounce into the church parking lot with our posse and no one would mess with us. We’d also command considerably more respect in the cul-de-sac. If anyone tried to step to us, they would get burned. We’d serve them up like John McEnroe. Yee-uh.
OK so maybe that’s not really commensurate with our family personality. Who am I kidding, we are in the market for a used minivan. But IF money (and taste) were no option, now you know how we’d roll.