Lamentable Paucity of Pants

Doubtless you’ll recall the following priceless exchange from the Great Muppet Caper:

Kermit: Who’s got the wax lips?
Floyd: Oh man, I just had ’em!
Scooter: Maybe you left them in your other pants.
Floyd: Man, I ain’t GOT no other pants!

Yeah, I can totally sympathize. At this point, I only have one pair of pants that fit. Luckily they are black so I like to imagine that people can’t tell when I wear them three times a week. I think that tomorrow I’ll go shopping for a pair of grey pants. If I’m lucky, I’ll find some that are affordable AND have a pocket big enough to keep my wax lips in.

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